TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
October 05, 2002
Conversation with self:

INNER VOICE JANIE: Stephanie, why aren't you studying for SATI?
STEPHANIE: I don't feel like it.
INNER VOICE JANIE: It's a week from today!!!! You'd better start kiddo. You've got one week. You havne't studied at all for this entire summer.
STEPHANIE: I just don't feel like picking up that Princeton Review book.
INNER VOICE JANIE: It's not that heavy. It's only a freakin' book. You're weak.
STEPHANIE: I don't want to...
INNIER VOICE JANIE: You'd start now if you don't want to end up at a junior college, with the rest of the high school mess-ups as a result of this. You worked so hard these past 3 years.
STEPHANIE: I would slap those people if I ever ended up at the same college as them.
INNER VOICE JANIE: I would slap you if you did.
STEPHANIE: ...
INNER VOICE JANIE: GO!
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